Dentist’s Warning: Milk Duds will remove
braces! I have loved the sweet caramel chocolate candies for as long as I can
remember. My first memory of these candies is when I bit into one I realized it
had a hard crunch in the center. I took it out of my mouth for further
examination and realized my tooth was embedded in the caramel center. The Milk
Dud and tooth went under my pillow. The tooth fairy should have left me another
box of the candies with a note that reads "I’ll get rich!"
This was only the start of the Milk Duds
blame game. I received my first set of braces with the warning of not eating
caramel. Of course my precious Milk Duds did not pertain to that warning, in my
mind! At the movies I defiantly got my box of Milk Duds and started eating.
Before the movie even started I realized a couple of my brace’s brackets were
missing and had to be taken to the dentist for their return.
I was told specifically not to eat Milk
Duds at this point, but yet again, I wasn’t going to stop eating the one love a
child had. Two more trips to the dentist were associated with Milk Duds vs.
braces. The day I got my braces off (3 agonizing years later of careful secret
Milk Dud eating) I received a box of Milk Duds from my dentist and with his
permission I broke the seal. To this day, every time I eat Milk Duds I remember
the dentist’s warning: Milk Duds will remove braces! ~ Erika from North Carolina
As a youngster in Portland, Oregon in the
1940s I spent far too many hours at the Blue Mouse Theater, where I watched Red
Ryder movies in which Little Bobby Blake played Little Beaver. My candy of
choice in those days was Holloway's Milk Duds. They came in a smallish box but
the box was full. That candy was smaller than what you will find today. It
didn't have the shiny coating you see today, but it was the only thing to chew
when Red Ryder was in trouble. The Milk Duds today are okay, I suppose, but not
the same as Holloway's. Like the Blue Mouse, which eventually moved to a seedy
part of town and showed X rated movies, the candy I remember so well is gone,
but its sweetness lives on in my fond memories. ~ David from Colorado