National Tell an Old Joke Day!

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This might be our favorite of the crazy holidays we come across. What could be better than tickling your funny bone with some really lame jokes? Really lame jokes about candy of course! Here are some of our favorites.

 

Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

A: A Candy Baa.

Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

A: A Milk Dud!

 

Q: What did the M&M go to college?

A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

 

Q: What’s a Leopards favorite candy?

A: Dots!

 

Q: What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale?

A: Hubba Bubba!

 

Do you have a favorite candy joke? Share it with us!

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